Soppy JokeTime.
Freja :- "Pa. What are those rather pretty pink flowered shrubs called?"
Pa :- "They are called Hibiscus- until they fall to the ground."
Freja :- "What are they called when they fall to the ground?"
Pa :- "Lowbiscus."
Freja :- "Oh Pa! That is terrible!" Then giggled over said terrible joke for five minutes.
P.S. Does anyone else find that when grandchildren come to stay they have to revert to schoolboy sense of humour????
School-boy humour is the only sort I know Mike.
ReplyDeleteMy dear boy - that is, surely, rather worrying?
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, if the alternative is to finally grow up - you might have a point.
ReplyDeleteKnock Knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Europe.
I'll rest mys case....
Dear Roger. With your subtle jest, you have puzzled the whole of Suffolk (knock knock - who's there? Europe.)
ReplyDeleteMore details please before we become a thoroughly confused county.
I think I'm better at school-boy French than school-boy humour....
ReplyDeleteI'd rather hang than join Europe....
"Your rope sir?"
Er... I think I may be in two minds about this...
Je me restaurant mon cas aussi, Pol-Roger....
Grown up school-boy jokes...
ReplyDeleteA Roman soldier staggered into a bar, held up two fingers and said "Five beers please."
How many Germans does it take to fit a light-bulb? One, they're efficient and not very funny.
Women only call me ugly until they learn how much money I make, then they call me ugly and poor!
Parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they'll never meet!
And a school-girl joke for Freja:-
ReplyDeleteSomeone stole my mood-ring; I don't know how I feel about that!
Hi Carl and Jude. Freja says she likes your 'mood ring' joke very much. She has now explained it to me- Good One.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to say, Mike, that Rog's joke requires you to answer "Europe who?"
ReplyDeleteOK Rog, sorry I was so delinquently remiss... i'd forgotten how knock-knock jokes worked!
ReplyDeleteEurope Who?
Come on Rog. You haven't forgotten the punch line, have you?
ReplyDeleteI think the punch line goes something like "Don't you call me a Pooh!"
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